So.. About that last blog.

Trust me to jinx the shit out of it.

This is where I smash my head into a brick wall, numerous times. Stupid bang Fucking bang Universe bang.

Well, hasn't it been a long time, my friends?

I don't even know if any of you still actually have your spaces. It seems like forever since days like these.

 

This has been a long time coming, I think. There have been a few things pointing me in this direction. Plenty of reminders of the MSN spaces world have cropped up recently. So, what the hell. Nothing wrong with a little step back in time.

 

Having left school at the end of last year, I'm working 5 days a week to pay for my further studies. Except next week, I'm on my way to Wellington for 6 days. Glorious 12 hours on a bus. God knows why the time doubles on a bus. Possibly because they take the scenic route? Anyway, my sister is turning 20, and I thought I'd be loving and sisterly and spend it with her. No doubt I will end up spending zero time with her, and most of it shopping and drinking with my friends and cousin who also inhabit the Windy City. She won't care. She'll probably just want to watch DVDs and crap. Typical of her. It was a nice thought? I just need a holiday, really. Too much filing and data entry. Not to mention hearing the fucking phone ringing before I go to sleep at night. Yes, I am still insane.

 

Actually, following up on the last blog that was actually about anything... I went to the Big Day Out. And again this year, too. Both times were amazing. I stood back this year, while Rage Against The Machine was playing. Mt Smart Stadium is huge. The floor of the stadium was a sea of people. And people were moshing all the way up to the very top row of seats. I have never in my life seen that many people. But, as far as I gather, it was very much like that for Shihad, and I was 2 people from the front. I lost a shoe. Poor Etnies. So I was walking around for the rest of the night with no shoes on. And then got left behind by the bus that I came on. That's just a long-ass story that I can't be bothered telling. But despite being left all alone in Auckland in the middle of the night with no fucking idea where I was, I am alive. And yes, I did go by myself. Some say scary, some say crazy, some say really, really sad. I say... Fuck you, I'm awesome.

 

So, I doubt highly that this is going to start any crazy movement of people returning to their spaces. Not expected in the least. But I think I might bring this back to life, at least for a little while.

 

- Jordan.

It has been a while.

I think I can officially say I won't be blogging anymore, due to lack of any desire to do so.

 

I've met a lot of great people through this space. A few very special ones.

Thank you.

 

 

Jordan.

 

 

We all collectively sigh as school is now finished for just under two months. No more exams. No more classes. Thank fuck.

 

17 sleeps until Christmas. I'm majorly hanging to get my CDs. I'm pretty sure I know everything "Santa" is going to bring me this year. I was there when "Santa" bought most stuff. I've got to finish my own Christmas shopping tomorrow and next week.

I'll have to spend a week in Hamilton, fucking around at my Granddad's house. It is going to be a long and boring week. Maybe he'll let me get into his liquer cabnet again. He's got almost everything you could think of. Paradise. Except I'll be drinking with old people. Yay.

I'll be 16 in 26 days. Isn't that scary?
But the best part is yet to be revealed.
You'll find out, when I'm bouncing off the walls with excitement about where I'm pretty sure I'm going.

Nothing more to say, so I'll just stop there. No point in more shit talk.
Goodnight.

 

It was the last day of school yesterday. And it also turned into the best day I've had in forever.

I didn't go to school, 'cause I'm lazy. So at about 9.30am Bronwyn and Josie truned up on my door step. That was good, 'cause at least I had something to do.

 

It was Melissa's real last day, 'cause she has a Hairdresser's apprenticeship. So we decided to make her a card and a cake. We walked down to Woolworths to get some glue, lollies and chocolate, and my form teacher was there. He is just a little be stupid, 'cause he didn't notice us. Lucky.

So we went back to my house. I made the cake and Josie and Bronwyn made the card. The difficult part was getting all of them to wag last period, 'cause Mel had to babysit and one had a bus to catch after school. But everything was all good when we stood outside and saw the whole pack walking up the street. It was a funny sight.

 

The next 4 hours was spent with the music cranked, lying out the back in the sun, talking about memories and how much we'd changed over the last year. We've all changed so much and it was great to remember the good times, and talk about the many more there are to come.

The best part? Everyone was so relaxed. No one was worrying about makeup, everyone was saying what they felt like saying and everyone was confident in themselves. There was none of the fake girls there, pointing out people's faults and trying hard to perfect.

 

Pip and Mel had to go, which was gutting, 'cause we finally got together as a group and they had to go so soon. But even after they left, it kept getting better and better. We stood on my back fence and watched the cars drive past, and the reactions of some of the people were hilarious. Ellen enjoyed yelling "I want to father your babies" to all the woman who gave us funny looks.

 

Then we were dancing around and lying in the sun for a while, and Josie managed to get a bee-sting. Out of all of us, the one going for her restricted got stung on the foot. So now she has to ignor the extreme itching while doing her driving test.

 

For the last half hour, we stood out the front of my house with a sign saying "HONK". We got 130 honks in 30 minutes. There was his little old lady who pulled up and actually asked us "What is it that you want me to do?", then she honked her horn in an enthusiatic-old-person way that made us laugh. It was rather cute. And we also got a honk from a truck. After that, neighbours started coming outside to see what was going on. Heh. The immaturity of it all.

 

Josie and I stayed at Ellen's house. We went out (yes, on a Wednesday night), and while we were looking for something to do, this guy started following us. It was kind of scary, 'cause he was driving very close to the back of the car. Then we pulled over and asked him what he was doing, he said "I'm just trying to meet new people". We spent about 2 hours going round and round roundabouts, trying to "bunny-hop" and going over speed-bumps at 75km/ph. That was fun.

 

And that concludes my most awesome day.

Thanks girls. Love you long time.

Yeah, he is my favourite.

 

But I promise you're number two.

 

R.I.P ThreeShortWords.

I drove into central Wellington on Sunday. In the pretty car. Not the shitty one I always drive. The mazda. Woohoo for me.

I brought 2 Cure CDs at "Groovy Records". I have made an executive decision that I am going to Massey uni in Wellington and I'm going to practically live in that shop. So. Fucking. Good.

 

Today in Maths Mirjam and I had caffien tablets. Stronger than no-doze. Meant for sports players, of course. Anywho we went mental hypo. We were both sitting there in silence, all jittery and wide-eyed. It was so funny. Then I had the urge to flick my ruler across the room. So I did. And it almost went across the whole room. It was very, very funny. Then we were completely mental through interval. THEN we had Skills. Fuck what a useless class. Then I put on Andrew's glasses and stood up and felt about 10 feet tall. It was great. Then the "ginga ninja" sat me all by myself at the front of the room because I was "talking" (which I assure you I wasn't, for once). Then she proceeded to talk about her personal life and how she is such a good driver and the only accidents she has ever had were when other people ran her off the road (as we chorus "that's what they all say"). Then we had Science and I got me some lollies from the shop across the road. Mmm. So I was pretty much bouncing off the walls.

 

At lunch I had an iceblock, so I was completely overloaded with sugar. We had the most interesting conversation. There was a little bunch of third formers sitting in front of us talking about sex quite loud. So the 4 of us decided to join in. It went a little somthing like this:

 

3rd Former- "...and she goes..... and SEX.... And then she goes I'm going to marry Jake..."
Bronwyn- "Sex before marriage is bad..."
Laura- "But sex after marriage is great!"

Ellen- "No sex acts before marriage..."
Bronwyn- "...not even hand jobs.."
Me- "...so if he tries to put it in your mouth, bite it off!"
Laura- "Then you can have sausages for dinner..."
Ellen- "And you won't even need sauce!"
Me- "It'll be just like cheese sizzlers you buy at Woolworths"
Ellen- "I don't like sausages"

 

Meanwhile a bunch of 6th formers were cracking up at us. Moving on, then we went down to the 7th form area and Chris was standing there with a bunch of 3rd form groupies in front of him, asking him questions about drama and stuff. Of course, just trying to be super-awesome like us big 5th formers (snigger snigger). So Ellen, Bronny and I with our bunch of 4th form mates went over and of course, looking extremely out of place standing next to Chris and my mates due to the height factor, I sat down on the grass with these little 3rd formers (who were also all taller than me), with the facial expression of an over-excited primary school kid getting hyped up for story time. Very off-putting. I decided I didn't like that as three 7th form guys were playing with a rugby ball and getting dangerously close to us, so I went and hid by the extremely tall 4th former whose name elludes me. Anyway I suppose you can just imagine me running around on an extreme high. Talking very fast. Jittery. It was awesome.

 

I spent last period sitting with Sarah, Arwinder and Vanessa making fart noises and playing chinese whispers.

God my life is exciting. Snort.

I'm off to my cuzzy's house and we are going to do nothing in particular that I can think of. I want to go shopping.

 

Jordan xx

I thought it was about time for an update. Maybe a blog with some substance?

 

 

 

HAH. I don't know what you're on, 'cause you're not going to find anything like that here.

I'll begin with my rather humorous night at work.

It began with Ellen (who is now named "Big Nigga", for future reference) coming in and buying me... wait for it... LOLLIES! Woohoo. So I'm just working away until my break, when dickhead realised she left her card at home. So all I had were these lollies. Wow, I know you're thinking "Exciting!". But anywho, I went for my break and ate ALMOST THE WHOLE BAG, as all I had eaten during the day was breakfast. This was because dickhead also forgot to take LUNCH to school. Luckily I had left half a Lift Plus in the fridge. After 4 days, it was still fizzy. Now I bet you can guess that I was completely high on sugar. Then after a while I got extremely bored, until Chris came in and WOAHMYGOD, he brought me LOLLIES! So I was feeling pretty damn special, y'know. Not many people at work get people buying thigs for them. It is only because I'm special. Then I had to do bins with my buddy Amy. And she showed me the funniest thing I'd seen for a long time.

 

 

Oh yes, I know, HILARIOUS.

Then Amy went and brought it for me.

So I'm pretty damn special. I got 3 presents today. Wo0t.

I had a pretty good night at work SHOCKFUCKINGHORROR.

 

Anywho... I am looking forward to this weekend. Ellen, Josie, Bronwyn and I are skipping Friday to go shopping, then Friday night Josie, Ellen and I are going out. Then I work 4-9 on Saturday. Then Big Nigga and Lil' Nigga are going out on Saturday night. Then on Sunday morning, I'm going to Wellington with my dad. WOAHMYFUCKINGGOD yes I know, I'm so hardcore. Road trip with my dad. They don't come any cooler than me. On Monday Ashlee is taking me to Supre in Wellington and I am going to spend all my money and come back poor, but well-clothed. Then Ashlee is coming home with us. And she has a bottle of 42 Below that she doesn't really want. Ahh, I love having an 18 year old sister who really does love me deep down.

Then, I might be going to Auckland on Wednesday, depending on the Parent's and if they decide to let me go.

 

Yay for wagging and yay for road trips.

 

Ellen and I are going to the Big Day Out. The line-up is legendary. I will not miss it.

 

You just got smokd' by the ruf rda.

Jordan xx

 

 

This is how we roll.

Damn straight you want it.

 

<3 Emmie.

Jordan xx

I am dying to hear "Iris" by the Goo Goo Dolls right now. I have been humming it for the last 3 hours. I have absolutely no idea why.

I guess it is time for an update.

 

Well on Saturday it's Charlotte's 18th birthday party. Theme is "M", so I'm going as a Monarch Butterfly. Going to have to buy yet another pair of fairy wings and I'm going to get some paint and do the pattern of the butterfly's wings on them. Eh, not that original but its that or nothing. Can't think of anything else. I'm open to suggestions.

 

I want to go for a run. But it is dark.

I feel like running down the hill on queen street.

I want to go for a bike ride. Just like I used to do as a kid.

The closest thing to a bike in this house is the excercise bike in the back room.

Thats lame because it doesn't move, does it?

Eh.

I'm going to go for a walk tomorrow morning. Get up early for once and go get Emmie. Then we're going into "town". Sad excuse for a town, I'm telling you. But what can you do?

 

I just watched Bro Town. Hilarious shit owe.

Ehehe. Owe.

 

I found some amusing icons today on photobucket. Well, I thought they were good. YAY my day is complete. CoughI'mtalkingshitagaincough.

 

Uh, I should go lay down. Join me? Yeah, thats what I thought.

 

 

Jordan xx

Morning. Just a quick update as I haven't done it in a while.

 

 

Interesting evening I had.

Take a bunch of teenagers, stick them in a room with a strobe light and a box or 5 of KGBs and look at the ruins we create.

 

 

I have to go to work. I might write something worth reading tomorrow.

 

Jordan xx

I am so mentally addicted to this space. Its retarded.

The girl in the blog a few below this is Shaden. She is this chick who has it in for Emmie 'cause Emmie as really good friends with her boyfriend who, by the way, doesn't even like her. Anyway yesterday Emmie saw the picture and we went into fits of hysterical laughter. You wouldn't believe how funny things are to Emmie and I. Gosh, people must think we are so mental.

I have another hour and a half before my next exam. Geography. Exciting, huh? You know what else is exciting? No parents. Uh huh.

Fuck I'm such a girl.

>bangs head on desk>

 

 

 

I had my Food and Nutrition exam this morning. It was supposed to be an hour and a half long, but I was finished in the first half hour, so you can imagine how bored I was.

I'm addicted to these little quiz things. Emmie and I have written hundreds of them (not that many, but you get the point). So guess what I was doing for an hour? No, not playing leapfrog (I did want to), I was writing letters and doing quizzes.

 

I owe Chino one, but I couldn't be fucked typing it out. No doubt I'd make TYPOs. So, I just scanned it. Marvel at my beautiful writing.

 

 

Oops, speaking of letters, I have some to write. Yay for confining students in a big room together and giving them shit all to do. I'll do them this afternoon. Sorry Sarah, Sharon, Verity and Sophie. I'm slack, you should have worked that one out already. =D

I'll be back on tonight, as per usual. Derr, where else would I be?

Oh, right, studying for the accounting exam that I am going to fail, without a doubt. What are you talking about, I don't study, I'm a bad student!?

 

Why are you still here? I'M TALKING SHIT.

>sigh>

Where did my life go? Stupid internet.

Jordan xx

 

I have a new goal.

8 new piercings before summer.

I feel a bit sick.

I need to get out more.

Exercise.

Drink some fucking water instead of alcohol.

Stop eating so many lollies.

Lay off the you-know-what.

Step back.

Take a deep breath.

And everything will go back to the way it was, right?

 

 Question.

Do you think this girl looks like I fucking retard?

 

I sure do.

 

I think I passed my English exam.

1 down, 6 to go.